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This Bundle Includes:
✅ An author signed PAPERBACK copy of Quest for the Perfect Pizza
✅ An author signed PAPERBACK copy of Mossfoot and the Stolen Ring

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⚔️ 🛡️ Join the adventures of Noah and Alex as they embark on quests in the fictional video game lands of Yore.

 

📚 This is the PAPERBACK version of the Starter Bundle, the first two books of the Once Upon a Game series — A middle grade book series that combines the excitement of video games with the magic of storytelling.

  • Engaging storylines: Fun, action-packed stories that are easy to read and hard to put down.
  • Written for this generation's kids: Video game elements relate to a wide variety of kids who love games like Minecraft, Zelda, and more.
  • Educational Value: These exciting adventures can help boost vocabulary and foster creativity.

These books are great for ages 8 & up, and are perfect for kids who enjoy action, humor, and magic - all rolled up into one great read!

 

A brief synopsis and sample chapters can be read below!

Content Information for Grown-Ups

Genre: Middle Grade Fantasy, Action & Adventure, Humorous, LitRPG

Audience: Middle Schoolers & Teens

Generally speaking, these books are listed for ages 8-12. However, I have had parents read them to kids under 8, and there are plenty of teen readers and even adults!

In terms of content rating, they are similar to a PG movie. My books are family friendly, and can be enjoyed by all ages. There is no profanity, graphic content, or romance.

However, these books do contain combat and suspense, but it’s no different than what you’d see it your typical animated movie from Dreamworks, Pixar, Illumination, or similar.

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Quest for the Perfect Pizza

Questing isn't easy for a noob.

Noah and his brother Alex haven't had much luck in their journey to become adventurers, but on one fortunate afternoon, an opportunity finally arises.

After accepting a quest to collect pizza ingredients for a local chef, Noah finds himself getting more than what he bargained for.

With only a few respawn tokens left and no gold to spare, Noah and his brother must use their skills to fend off dangerous beasts and complete their perilous quest.

Either they'll succeed and get a huge pay day, or they'll die and start over at level 1.

Read a Sample

Quest for the Perfect Pizza - Sample Chapter

CHAPTER 2: Berry Pickin’

Just inside a tranquil wood, Noah crouched low in the dense underbrush. His shaggy brown hair fell into his face as he plucked a plump berry from its stem. Beside him, his brother Alex clanked and clattered with every movement, his metal armor protecting him from the thornier bushes.

“Ugh, berry picking again?” Alex grumbled, trying to maneuver his bulky hand through a tangle of branches. “Couldn’t you have picked a more exciting quest?”

“I know, I know,” Noah replied defensively. “But we aren’t strong enough to fight evil creatures. We only have three respawn tokens left thanks to that giant toad.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right, but you can’t deny these kinds of quests are so boring.”

“They are,” said Noah, “but—”

A sudden burst of yelps and shouts interrupted their banter. The boys exchanged curious glances.

“Sounds like someone’s in trouble,” said Noah.

“Yeah!” Alex’s eyes widened and a grin spread across his face. “That, or they’re just practicing their animal impressions. Either way, I’m going to investigate.”

“Wait, let’s not just charge in without—”

But it was too late. Alex withdrew his sword and sprinted through the trees toward the commotion, doing his very best to be as loud as possible.

“Typical,” Noah muttered, equipping a sleek bow from his back and following Alex.

Luckily, Alex was not fast. Not only did his armor slow him down, but Noah’s agility was much greater.

The sounds of battle grew louder as the two of them neared their target, and when they arrived, they knelt behind a few trees to stay out of sight.

Several yards in front of them, a grizzled adventurer was locked into combat with a gigantic wolf. The beast snarled and lunged at the man, who was ducking and diving out of the way to avoid getting bit.

“Yes! A Warden Wolf,” said Alex excitedly. “Come on. Maybe he’ll give us something for helping him.”

“No.” Noah reached to hold Alex back. “Don’t you remember the time we tried to help that lady who was getting chased by two ogres only to find out they were really her shapeshifting friends waiting to ambush us?”

Alex gave Noah an exasperated look. “Yeah, yeah. I know. But come on, Noah. Does this look like a trap to you?”

Noah glanced at the adventurer, who was trying to keep his distance by prodding the wolf with his wooden staff. “Not really, but those ‘ogres’ and that lady took some of our most valuable items. Let’s just sit back and see what happens. If he dies, we’ll take on the wolf, but if not, we leave him be.”

“Fine,” grumbled Alex, clearly disappointed. “But if that guy snuffs it, I get first dibs on any loot. Deal?”

“Yeah, alright.”

The adventurer, whose flowing purple robes were covered in dirt and leaves, shot a jet of green light at the wolf, missing by inches. The wolf lunged at him again, but the man was quicker and evaded the attack.

“Die, beastie!” the man shouted, then launched a fireball toward the wolf, striking it in the side. The flames ignited its fur, and it crumpled to the ground with a defeated whine shortly after.

“Ha, take that, you overgrown furball!” cried the adventurer.

The man was clearly a Wizard, and the display of elemental powers made Noah occasionally regret not picking a class that offered more magical abilities.

“Well,” Noah began, watching in awe as the man dusted off his hands, “guess he doesn’t need our help after all. Come on, Alex. Let’s get back to our berries.” He turned to leave.

“Wait, look!” Alex pointed at the wizard.

The man, who had set down his staff to examine the dead wolf, didn’t realize his robes were a little too close to the fiery orange glow that still kindled at the tip of his wooden weapon.

Seconds later, the robes caught fire. The man flailed and danced around, trying to extinguish the flames that were consuming him, but it was to no avail. The wizard fell motionless to the ground, just as the wolf had done moments before.

“Noob,” said Alex. “Oh, well. He’ll respawn back in town. No harm done.”

“Yeah, except to his pride,” Noah snickered.

“Looks like I got first dibs on the loot, then.” Alex smiled, then sheathed his sword.

Noah put his bow away, then the two of them approached the fallen adventurer. Alex, having first pick, promptly took the wizard’s staff.

“Basic staff of sorcery. Not bad,” said Alex.

“You know we can’t take other adventurers’ gear unless we are the ones to defeat them,” said Noah. “Besides, the Warrior class can’t even use a staff.”

“I know. I just wanted to check it out. It doesn’t look like he dropped any loot. Maybe you should check his quest log. There could be a tip on the location of some treasure or something.”

Noah crouched down and cautiously approached the smoldering backpack. It hissed slightly, and small puffs of smoke hit Noah in the face as he unzipped it.

As with all adventurers’ backpacks, everything inside was magically protected. Among the contents of this guy’s bag were a few potions, a bundle of herbs, a spellbook, a bestiary, and a standard Adventurer’s Almanac, a magical book that every adventurer possessed.

“Anything good in there?” asked Alex.

“Nothing out of the ordinary.”

“I figured.” Alex pretended to shoot fireballs out of the wizard’s staff, adding his own sound effects.

Noah extracted the wizard’s Almanac and opened it to the quest log. He squinted at the neat handwriting, noting the various tasks that ranged from mundane errands to daring monster hunts.

One quest, in particular, caught his eye as it mentioned a wolf. It was called “Pearly Whites.”

“It says here that an artist needs two wolf fangs for a sculpture she’s creating.”

“Two fangs, huh?” Alex’s gaze shifted toward the motionless body of the gigantic wolf nearby. “Well, good thing we have a very large wolf right here.”

“Want to take the fangs and find this artist? The reward is 250 gold.”

“Sure, why not?” Alex shrugged, his eyes brightening at the prospect of an unexpected adventure. “Sounds better than picking berries.”

“Alright then.” Noah stepped over to the wolf and used a small dagger to extract the two largest fangs.

“Cool,” Alex commented. “Those things are bigger than my hands.”

“Fangs: Inventory,” said Noah, and the fangs disappeared from his grip. “Now let’s see if we can find this artist.” Noah consulted the wizard’s quest log for further information. “It says she’s in a town called Pinecrest.”

“Pinecrest, huh?” Alex stroked his chin thoughtfully. “I think that’s fairly close to here. I’ve heard they have a good market.”

“Great,” said Noah. “I’ll check the map.”

Noah extracted his own Adventurer’s Almanac. It looked like any old book, featuring a dark brown leather cover with an image of a sword on the front. The pages of this book contained highly valuable information, such as a list of the adventurer’s current inventory, a quest log, and a map.

Though it seemed ordinary, it was far from it. Each section of an Adventurer’s Almanac would self-update. For example, the quest log would show progress toward objectives, like the number of berries picked. The inventory would automatically change as well, and Noah’s now contained the two wolf fangs he didn’t have before.

Also contained within the Almanac was a little pocket that held an enchanted map. Another invaluable object for any adventurer, the map would show its owner’s current location and even add new locations upon request. That was exactly what Noah used to locate the village of Pinecrest.

“Yep, you were right,” said Noah. “Pinecrest is only a few miles east of here. Ready to go?”

Alex sighed as the wizard’s staff disappeared from his hands, respawning with its owner. “I guess so.”

“Great.” Noah smiled. “Let’s go.”

Mossfoot and the Stolen Ring

A strange man, a precious ring, and some tiny thieving creatures. What could possibly go wrong?

After some pesky Lootgoyles steal a beloved ring from a man called Finnegan Mossfoot, Noah and Alex agree to help retrieve it.

The problem? They have no idea where the creatures have gone.

Guided by an enchanted compass, Noah, Alex, and Finnegan set out to reclaim the ring, only to find something a bit more sinister at play.

Will they find the ring, or will the dangers of Yore get the best of them?

Read a Sample

Mossfoot and the Stolen Ring - Sample Chapter

CHAPTER 2: Finnegan Mossfoot

Noah peered around a tree at a cluster of Goblins arguing animatedly over a stolen chicken. The tan bird squawked and flapped its wings, clearly unhappy with its predicament.

“Dis one’s mine,” insisted one Goblin.

“No, it’s not. I saw it first,” argued another, holding the chicken out of reach.

Noah’s heart raced in his chest as he prepared to strike. “Ready, Alex?” he whispered.

“Born ready!” Alex replied, grinning widely from beneath the visor of his new metal helmet.

“Alright, on three.” Noah drew an arrow from his quiver. “One… two… three!”

The two brothers leapt from their hiding spot, charging straight into the fray. Noah let loose an arrow, striking one Goblin square in the chest. It emitted a high-pitched yelp before collapsing to the ground.

“Nice shot!” Alex called out, his blade slicing through the air like a whirlwind, sending another Goblin toppling into the bushes.

“Thanks, but I think you get more style points for that one!” Noah replied, knocking another arrow and letting it fly. Another Goblin crumpled.

“Style is my middle name,” Alex boasted, his laughter echoing through the clearing as he engaged yet another Goblin. The creature’s wooden club collided with Alex’s shining armor, producing a resounding clang that rang in their ears. Alex returned the blow with a stab from his sword. Another Goblin down.

The last Goblin dropped the chicken and fled in fear. The chicken, now free, scuttled away in search of safety.

“Ha! That’s the last of them,” Alex declared triumphantly.

“Alex, the chicken!” Noah pointed.

“Oh, right!” Alex dove at the chicken and trapped it with his body. “Whew. Can’t let that thing get away. Let’s get back to Willowbend and get this little guy home.”

“Agreed,” said Noah.

They set off toward Willowbend, their boots crunching softly against the dirt path as Alex cradled the chicken. No more than fifteen minutes had passed before they arrived at the house of farmer Hubert, who had issued the quest.

“Ah, yer back.” The farmer brushed bits of straw from his overalls. “I’ve been losing sleep over those darn Goblins stealing my chickens. Did you take care of ‘em?”

“Yep, all gone!” Alex replied proudly. “And we saved one of your chickens too!”

“Thank you, boys!” Relief washed over Hubert’s weathered face. “I’ll finally be able to get some rest, and my wife won’t have to listen to me complain any longer.”

“Happy to help,” Noah said with a smile. “And if you ever need our assistance again, just let us know.”

“Thanks. That is much appreciated. And as promised, here is your payment.” He handed Noah a small sack of coins. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some pigs to check on. Got the case of the blue poops. Work never ends ‘round here, I tell ya.”

As the farmer trudged back toward his fields, Noah turned to Alex. “Another quest completed. What do you say we celebrate with some food?”

“Music to my ears!” Alex replied, his eyes lighting up.

Noah and Alex entered the town of Willowbend, their spirits high after defeating the Goblins. The town was small, yet cozy, and appropriately named for its abundance of willow trees.

“Now where’s that inn?” Noah wondered aloud. He used his map to locate a cozy-looking building with a sign that read “Sleepy Squirrel Inn.”

As they approached the inn, they stumbled upon a peculiar sight. A small man with curly brown hair and rosy red cheeks was pacing back and forth, muttering to himself. His large, bare feet seemed to have moss growing on them, giving him an odd, earthy appearance.

“Excuse me, sir,” Noah called out, trying to get his attention. The mumbling man continued pacing while he patted the outside of his vest pockets.

“Hello?” Alex shouted.

The man jumped, then looked at them, startled.

“What is it?” he squeaked, his eyes darting around nervously.

“Relax, friend,” Alex reassured him. “We’re just travelers looking for some rest. My name is Alex, and this is my brother, Noah.”

Noah gave him a nod and smiled.

“Sorry. Forgive me,” the man said, regaining some composure. “I’m Finnegan, Finnegan Mossfoot. I didn’t mean to ignore you. My head’s just not in the right place at the moment.” Concern was evident in his voice.

“Something troubling you?” Noah asked.

Finnegan sighed, running a hand through his curly hair. “Why, yes, in fact. It’s those pesky critters. Those little thieving pests.” He then muttered inaudibly under his breath.

“What are you talking about?” asked Noah earnestly.

“It was those wretched Lootgoyles. Those devious creatures took my most prized possession right from my pockets! A ring handed down to me by my grandparents.”

“What are Lootgoyles?” Noah asked.

“Lootgoyles are kind of like little gargoyles that go around stealing treasures and shiny objects from others.”

“Sound like real menaces to me.” Alex frowned, clanking his metal gauntlet against his sword hilt. “Why don’t you let us help you retrieve your ring?”

“Would you really?” asked Finnegan, his mood clearly lifted. “You’d do that for a stranger?”

“Yeah, why not?” said Alex. “We are always looking for a new quest.”

“Thank you so much!” Finnegan’s cheeks flushed with gratitude. “I can’t express how much this means to me.”

“Then it’s settled,” Noah said firmly, extending a hand to Finnegan. “We’re with you on this quest.”

“Wonderful!” Finnegan exclaimed. He then muttered to himself again, “Yes. Yes. We’ll get those critters. Oh, yes. We will.”

“Are you talking to us?” asked Noah.

“What do you mean?” Finnegan appeared confused. “I didn’t say anything.”

“Uh—” Alex hesitated.

“Let’s meet back here in the morning, shall we?” said Noah. “We’ll all get a good night’s rest and start fresh tomorrow.”

“Yeah, alright,” Finnegan agreed. “See you in the morning then.”

Finnegan ambled off in a different direction, and Noah was certain he began talking to himself again.

“Well, that dude was weird,” said Alex.

“Yeah, something’s off about that guy. But at least you got us another quest.”

“Yeah, for sure. Now let’s grab some grub.”